I know what them Duke boys are going to get into next

I know what them Duke boys are going to get into next

Let’s face it, the late seventies and early eighties would not have been the same without the TV sensation The Dukes of Hazzard. Love it or hate it the show was a ratings juggernaut and fans just ate it up. I was just about at the right age to really dig it, though watching it today leads me to seriously wonder why.

If you haven’t seen it, or if you have but not in the last ten years, one thing that is amazing about this series is that every week it was basically the exact same story. Yep for seven seasons totalling some 145 episodes those Duke boys would drive off somewhere to help some one with something, then the every greedy and self serving Boss Hogg would send the police out to stop whatever it was. Then there would be a big car chase down the by-ways and highways of Hazzard County where invariably their car, the General Lee, would make some impossible jump over a stream or broken bridge, or something like that, to freedom while the cop car would spin out. Banjos and fiddles playing the whole time the boys eventually would make it back to safety and every one would be glad. The end. Oh yes and let me not forget that the sassy yet beautiful cousin Daisy would spend time on screen looking hot in her micro jean shorts and get the viewers all hot and bothered. Formulaic, sure but what the heck it was a simpler time.

Believe it or not this show was one of the biggest merchandising francises ever at the time, yes bigger even than Star Wars! Who would ever have imagined such a thing. As a result it is possible to find pretty much anything you like that has be Hazzardified (or should it be Dukified, I’m not sure).

Today I have a few interesting items I grabbed recently on one of my collecting adventures. Everything I am going to show here today was purchased for the grand total of… $3. Yep three whole American dollars. At that price I thought why not, and when you see them I am sure you will see that you would probably have grabbed them too.

First up is this neat little kids’ backpack.

 

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This is so old school, no cheapo plastic junk here, no siree this is cheapo cotton canvas junk. Made in 1981 it measures 11″ x 9″ x 5″, very wee indeed. Even with the straps adjusted to their longest I was only just able to get this over my arms and on to my back… of course I tried it D’UH! And before you ask, yes I did wear it out in public too so there.

 

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I particularly like the General Lee graphic they printed on the front.

 

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Believe it or not this 1969 Dodge Charger was the biggest star in the show receiving at least 50% of all fan mail that was sent in to the studio (I wish I was kidding here).

To go with this backpack what else would a Dukes of Hazzard fan need? How about a hat?

 

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Once again the focus here is the General Lee. This trucker cap is one of those ultra cheapo ones where the mesh in the back is that rough kind with the front panel being made of that nasty foamy material. 100% class for sure. Unfortunately this is too small for my jumbo sized noggin… bummer because I was so going to wear it.

The last item in my $3 Dukes bonanza was this.

 

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As if one hat could really be enough. Nope every self respecting redneck has got to have this bright red sun visor. Still featuring the General Lee you can see this hat was produced by Universal Industries. Interestingly this company is located in New Bedford, Massachusetts which is not too far from where I live, but certainly it is an eternity away from the fictional Hazzard county in Georgia.

In terms of an actual value for these… well I am guessing that I did OK.

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